33 quotes found
“Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go Uh, Im kind of an asshole.”
“Bitten? You mean you're a-""A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister.”
“I didn't really expect you to have an appropriate response," Renaire says simply, taking a moment to tap ash off the tip of his cigarette. He'd hoped, yes, but never expected, not really. "I came t...”
“They all said the way to a mans heart was through his asshole.”
“You women have more holes than swiss cheese.”
“I considered sex work, but then I bent over and looked at my asshole in a mirror. Nobody was going to pay me for access to that thing.”
“Why?' He asked.'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.”
“Do you know why he did what he did to you? Because he could.”
“Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.”
“Pain was as much a part of this life as the summer and the winter and the rain, and there was no greater asshole than the one who believed you can cure it.”
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the ...”
“I didnt need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?”
“To speak a language that was as intimate and free as certain dreams, saying darkly, thrillingly, My cock inside of you. Your come in my mouth ... He focused on the boys slim, tight hips; with the t...”
“The poor girl ws keeping that student's letter as a precious treasure, and had run to fetch it, her only treasure, because she did not want me to go away without knowing that she, too, was honestly...”
“Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test.”
“So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.”
“Now get the fuck up off the ground so I can put you in it... like a coffin. Because you'll be fucking dead after I kill you, you fucking asshole.”
“Dont be an asshole. Just because you have one, it doesnt mean its okay to act like it.”
“You're an asshole, you know that, Haller?"I nodded and headed back to the door."When I need to be.”
“To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony.”
