4 quotes found
“If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before he proves it to you.”
“Im alive; Im not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Dont shoot! What Eat my ASS?Sorry, I didnt mean it like that.”
“When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off. * If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zo...”
“I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!” “What… Eat my ASS?”“Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.”
