198 quotes found
Writer · American · 1971
American writer (born 1971)
“in these shitty plastic days ...”
“I know, I know, I'm being a girl.”
“She is an incredibly intelligent idiot”
“There's a difference between really loving someone and loving the idea of her.”
“Love makes you want to be a better manright, right. But maybe love, real love, also gives you permission to just be the man you are.”
“I don't understand the point of being together if you're not the happiest.”
“Because isnt that the point of every relationship: to be known by someone else, to be understood? He gets me. She gets me. Isnt that the simple magic phrase?”
“...and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, 'That was fine'. And your life is a long line of fine.”
“Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand.”
“There are few phrases that annoy me more than I won't bite. The only line that pisses me off faster is when some drunk, ham-faced dude in a bar sees me trying to get past him and barks: Smile,it ca...”
“Yes, I am finally a match for Amy. The other morning I woke up next to her, and I studied the back of her skull. I tried to read her thoughts. For once I didn't feel like I was staring into the sun...”
“Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.”
“Nick and I, we sometimes laugh, laugh out loud, at the horrible things women make their husbands do to prove their love. The pointless tasks, the myriad sacrifices, the endless small surrenders. We...”
“Can you imagine, finally showing your true self to your spouse, your soul mate, and having him not like you?”
“We will have a happy marriage if it kills him.”
“I don't feel like a person at all: I am something to be loaded and unloaded, like a sofa or a cuckoo clock. I am something to be tossed into a junkyard, thrown into the river, if necessary. I don't...”
“You're sexist. I'm so sick of liberal lefty men practicing sexual discrimination under the guise of protecting women against sexual discrimination.”
“I don't know that we are actually human at this point, those of us who are like most of us, who grew up with TV and movies and now the Internet. If we are betrayed, we know the words to say; when a...”
“But its tempting to be Cool Girl. For someone like me, who likes to win, its tempting to want to be the girl every guy wants. When I met Nick, I knew immediately that was what he wanted, and for hi...”
“The secondhand experience is always better. The image is crisper, the view is keener, the camera angle and the soundtrack manipulate my emotions in a way reality cant anymore. I dont know that we a...”
“They thought more before nine a.m. than most people thought all month. I remember once declining cherry pie at dinner, and Rand cocked his head and said, 'Ahh! Iconoclast. Disdains the easy, symbol...”
“Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.”