Quotes by Louis C.K.

“Shut uplet me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me and youre just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and ...”

“Youll be fine. Youre 25. Feeling [unsure] and lost is part of your path. Dont avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. Take a breath. Youll be okay. Even if you dont feel okay ...”

“Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.”

“Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go Uh, Im kind of an asshole.”

“Im bored is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that youve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you u...”

“It doesn't have any effect on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it's a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on a talk show and say, "How am I supposed to ex...”

“I find that when people laugh it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff. I'm not interested in other people thinking differently...”

“Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.”

“I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.”

“The only time you look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.”

“I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger.”

“When a person tells you that you hurt them, you dont get to decide that you didnt.”

“Pamela, Im in love with you. Yeah, its that bad. Youre so beautiful to me. Shut up! Lemme tell you. Let me. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me - and the way you are wi...”

“It was a horrible process to get to this. It took me my whole life. If youre new at this and by 'new at it,' I mean 15 years in, or even 20 youre just starting to get traction.”

“I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them.”

“Misery is wasted on the miserable.”

“Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me and you’re just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me an...”

“You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling [unsure] and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. Take a breath. You’ll be okay. Even if you don’t feel ...”

“I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do yo...”

“Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.”