33 quotes found
“I can't believe you cheated!" "I can't believe you didn't know it. Man, what kind of got are you? I never knew stupidity had a divine representative. Guess I was wrong, huh?" "You're such an asshol...”
“Lets be assholes and enjoy the life.”
“Youre right, I do indeed want you. That doesnt change the fact that youre an asshole.”
“Keep moving forward, the best way to let go off,asshole people holding you back”
“Check your privilege, Hitler! I'm a nut job, not an asshole.”
“He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted right back to the cocky asshole everyone reported him to be.”
“Bitten? You mean you're a-""A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister.”
“They all said the way to a man’s heart was through his asshole.”
“I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?”
“So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.”
“Don’t be an asshole. Just because you have one, it doesn’t mean it’s okay to act like it.”
“Let’s be assholes and enjoy the life.”
“You’re right, I do indeed want you. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re an asshole.”