“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

“Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember. ”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.”

“Schizophrenia beats dining alone.”

“There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.”

“I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

“Politics determines who has the power, not who has the truth.”

“Immer wieder behauptete Unwahrheiten werden nicht zu Wahrheiten, sondern, was schlimmer ist, zu Gewohnheiten.”