“I focused, rather embarrassingly, on his chest which was rising and falling slowly. I left teeth marks!”

“Erica had asked me a million times. 'Madison, are you sure youre just the child minder? He pays you a lot of money for doing hardly anything.' Pushing aside the blatant insinuation that I was his w...”

“Erica had asked me a million times. 'Madison, are you sure you’re just the child minder? He pays you a lot of money for doing hardly anything.' Pushing aside the blatant insinuation that I was his ...”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”