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“Thankyou,"Catherine said, the smile still hovering on her lips. "That is kind of you my lord. But i will never dance with you." Which, ofcourse, made it the goal of leo's life.”
“How did I know? Paul, I've known since you were eight and I caught you masturbating in front of the TV to Bo and Luke Duke.”
“Son of a motherfucking, ass-reaming, shit-eating, hell-dodging soulless bitch!”
“(Matty) 'I'm going to a corn maze.'(Elliot) 'Oh, bitch. You've lost your ever-loving mind.”
“I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.”
“It made her want to have his babies and give him both her kidneys.”
“Fuck, youve been to the sex store.Sure have. Josh held up a plastic bag. Man, that was fun. And by fun, I mean seriously fucking creepy...”
“I am happy to pay you," she announced. "For your services."A harsh, strangled sound cut through the room. It came from him. "Pay me."She nodded. "Would say, twenty-five pounds do?""No."Her brows kn...”
“He wrote you a poem?" Evelyn looped her hand around Georgiana's arm and led the way to the chairs lining one side of the room."He did." Grateful to see Luxley select one of the debutantes as his ne...”
“Are they Russian by way of the Ozarks?”
“Why are you staring at my boobs? My face is up here, Trudy exclaims.Jack, the hotel employees, and I jump back like weve been electrocuted while the seniors dont skip a beat. No. She. Didnt. These ...”
“somewhere between hello and I want this job, he'd lost all business sense and hired the pretty lady just because she wanted the job. Was it because she turned him into a seventeen-year-old with rag...”
“No' seems such a flimsy and inadequate little word to express how very little interest I have in hearing you rambling on about that particular topic.”
“When the officer approached the window, he said Papers and before he could finish, I shouted, Scissors! I win, and drove off.”
“What thewho thewhat the fucking fuck?”
“Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just .... wrong. On so many levels.”
“Oh, poor baby, she said, mimicking his drawl.Whew. Youre back. There was this other Susie here a minute ago, and she was really nice to me. She scared the shit out of me.She laughed. They locked he...”
“I had one of those ideas I do sometimes get, though admittedly a chump of the premier class.”
“His father had always said, Son, the most important thing in life is to make a contribution. Who would have thought Kittridges contribution would be video-blogging from the front lines of the apoca...”
“Huh," said Percy. "Never seen Jason fly before. He looks like a blond superman.”
