934 quotes found
“I always thought eating was a ridiculous activity anyway. I'd get out of it myself if I could, though you've got to do it to stay alive, they tell me.”
“Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato.”
“we ask for too much salvation by legislation. All we need to do is empower individuals with the right philosophy and the right information to opt out en masse. (quoting Joel Salatin)”
“Plenty of foods inside my stomach.Soul is empty.”
“The three most powerful seasonings are hunger, variety, and gratitude.”
“A writing cook and a cooking writer must be bold at the desk as well as the stove.”
“I don't eat food, I eat fat.”
“Money, food, and sex are overrated. They become attachments that enslave the untrained mind. Freedom has no cravings. Kevin W. Reese”
“Falling in love with humans is like walking into a pantry and realizing you're trapped in it without Whip Cream, and Cherries.”
“I like a cook who smiles out loud when he tastes his own work.Let God worry about your modesty I want to see your enthusiasm. ”
“Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.”
“Knowledge is the food of the soul.”
“Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ”
“Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.”
“You, as a food buyer, have the distinct privilege of proactively participating in shaping the world your children will inherit.”
“Food is, for me, for everybody, a very sexual thing and I think I realised that quite early on. I still cannot exaggerate how just putting a meal in front of somebody is really more of a buzz for m...”
“A woman eats to feed her pussy." Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not getting a minimum amount of sexual gratification.”
“Somewhere along the way, I discovered that in the physical act of cooking, especially something complex or plain old hard to handle, dwelled unsuspected reservoirs of arousal both gastronomic and s...”
“Mr. Pettifor, Ive brought you lunch, Sir. Leave it on my desk, he grouses. Its your favorite, Sir, a Reuben with au jus, I say softly.”
“It's simple: Women who pick at their food hate sex. Women who suck the meat off of lobster claws, order (and finish) dessert- these are the women who are going to rip your clothes off and come back...”
