23 quotes found
“Help me give up my addiction to Hope.”
“To both my parents, the world is a battle for attention, a war to be heard.”
“They placed their bets with such self righteous bravado, but Im the one who lost.”
“What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.”
“[W]hat makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven.”
“Therefore, when we neglect to fear such a brittle monstrosity, we render it powerless.”
“Youve thrown down the gauntlet. Youve brought my wrath down upon your house. Now, to prove that I exist I must kill you. As the child outlives the father, so must the character bury the author. If ...”
“If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes.”
“A woman eats to feed her pussy." Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not getting a minimum amount of sexual gratification.”
“No, its not fair, but what makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven. Earth is earth. Dead is dead. Youll find out for yourself soon enough. It wont help the sit...”
“Hope is something really tough and tenacious you have to give up. Its an addiction to break.”
“How miserably hypocritical, you might say, but no sooner am I offered a chance to flee Hell than I yearn to stay. Few families hold their relations as closely as do prisons. Few marriages sustain t...”
“Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.”
“It's obsequious little nicety-nice girls like me who allow assholes to run the world: Miss Harlot O'Harlots, billionaire phony tree huggers, hypocrite drug-snorting, weed-puffing peace activists wh...”
“It's my petty fear of personal rejection that allows so many true evils to exist. My cowardice enables atrocities.”
“What makes the earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it ought to feel like Heaven.”
“In all seriousness, Archer claims that if you, as a living, alive person, hear the song "You're the One That I Want" from the musical Grease three times in a single day - seemingly by accident, whe...”
“...,dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you're lazy for not shaving your legs, then being dead seems like the ultimate character flaw. Chapter I.”
“They told me that nothing was a sin, just a poor life choice. Poor impulse control. That nothing is evil. Any concept of right versus wrong, according to them, is merely a cultural construct relati...”
“My mom would spy by satellite, turning down the air conditioning, colder and colder, with a tapping keystroke via her wireless connection, chilling that house, that one room, meat locker cold, ski-...”
“Death is a long process," Archer says. "Your body is just the first part of you that croaks." Meaning: Beyond that, your dreams have to die. Then your expectations. And your anger about investing a...”