30 quotes found
“We fatties have a bond, dude. It's like a secret society. We got all kinds of shit you don't know about. Handshakes, special fat people dances-we got these secret fugging lairs in the center of the...”
“Because theres a silent, shrugging, stoical acceptance of all the things in the world we can never be part of: shorts, swimming pools, strappy dresses, country walks, roller-skating, ra-ra skirts, ...”
“My fat years were when I was not human shaped. I was a 16-stone triangle, with inverted triangle legs, and no real neck. And thats because I wasnt doing human things. I didnt walk or run or dance o...”
“Fat-bashing in all its varied formscriticism, exclusion, shaming, fat talk, self-deprecation, jokes, gossip, bullyingis one of the last acceptable forms of prejudice. From a very young age, before ...”
“After this, I can't resist. "Between you, me, and the rest of us, Ted, it's starting to show. You'd better work out, or getting fat off Daddy might be harder to hide.”
“I can tell by the look on Hagin's face that he had eaten some of my food. It is amazing those boys aren't fat.”
“Tell me what you do with the food you eat, and Ill tell you who you are. Some turn their food into fat and manure, some into work and good humor, and others, Im told, into God. - Zorba.”
“Make that: no one I ever wanted to kiss wanted to kiss a fat girl.”
“Kids are fat because of lack of parenting.”
“To be honest, I'm shocked the University of Washington's sports teams are called the Huskies. Why haven't the Leftists that run this entire state demanded they be renamed the 'Athletes of Size' so ...”
“I never had a desire to be famous... I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses... You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. Because you always think that you just look a little bit wrong ...”
“Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.”
“Americans like fat books and thin women.”
“There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked o...”
“The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.”
“A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat, milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.”
“I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.”
“Statistically, if you have ever dieted you are extremely likely not only to regain any weight you lose, but to go on to gain even more. Dieting makes you fat.”
“I really don't follow a strict diet I just watch my fat intake and stay away from fried foods. ”
“If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!”
