401 quotes found
“I'll never wake up in a good mood again.I'm tired of these stinky boots”
“Where's the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown?”
“Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance.”
“It would be mortifying to the feelings of many ladies, could they be made to understand how little the heart of a man is affected by what is costly or new in their attire... Woman is fine for her o...”
“Clearly the sight of a well-muscled forearm incited a woman to utter depravity. How else to explain the invention of cuffs?”
“If you do not know you have intrinsic value because of who you are and who you are meant to be, you will feel uncomfortable when you are not looking your best(in others eyes) or if you are not wear...”
“Even if you fall on the runway, I wouldn't blame you. It would mean that we made a mistake in choosing you.”
“Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts”
“He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather loafers. His sandy hair, which used to be so unruly, was now clipp...”
“Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots”
“Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?”
“Hes always asking: Is that new? I havent seen that before. Its like, Why dont you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.”
“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”
“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”
“Willpower is misunderstood. The very word suggests that wanting something badly enough bequeaths that necessary strength to achieve or overcome something. If that were the case, I'd be Michael Fass...”
“You know the old adage: give a woman a bag and she'll fill it for a day. Teach a woman to pack and she'll fill every damn bag she owns (or something of that ilk).”
“Excuses the great enabler. Without them, we'd have no reason to shop when we shouldn't and every reason to feel guilty for doing so. Nothing like the aul 'dog ate my knickers' chestnut to manifest...”
“I was sweating like Christy Moore at a Feis Ceol, so badly, in fact, I looked like I was sporting a finger moustache as I attempted to rescue suicidal perspiration drops from my upper lip. Classy.”
“I dont think theres anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isnt fashionable.”
“A woman with good shoes i never ugly!”
