81 quotes found
“I find the more I drink the more interesting others become.”
“Everybody should believe in something I believe I'll have another drink.”
“Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.”
“I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.”
“An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses.”
“Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is however a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.”
“Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.”
“He who laughs lasts.”
“I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.”
“For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.”
“I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.”
“It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.”
“Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
“There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.”
“I started smoking to lose weight. After I dropped that lung I felt pretty good.”
“You can tell German wine from vinegar ... by the label.”
“Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.”
“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.”
