Quotes by Dean Martin

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Singer and actor · American · 1917–1995

American singer and actor (1917–1995)

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“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”

“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

“You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”

“I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.”

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

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“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”
— Dean Martin
Drive You Drink

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
— Dean Martin
Day Good Sorry

“I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.”
— Dean Martin
Day Good Hate

“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”
— Dean Martin
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“You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
— Dean Martin
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“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
— Dean Martin
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“Was he a good father?"To their surprise, I shake my head and smile. "No," I reply candidly. "He wasn't a good father, but he was a good man."Where Dad came from, that meant a great deal more.”
— Deana Martin, Memories Are Made of This: Dean Martin Through His Daughter's Eyes
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“When asked if she would accept his affairs to try to keep her marriage, she commented, "I do. I think that speaks for itself.”
— Deana Martin, Memories Are Made of This: Dean Martin Through His Daughter's Eyes
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“I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.”
— Dean Martin