9 quotes found
Singer and actor · American · 1917–1995
American singer and actor (1917–1995)
“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”
“I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.”
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
“Was he a good father?"To their surprise, I shake my head and smile. "No," I reply candidly. "He wasn't a good father, but he was a good man."Where Dad came from, that meant a great deal more.”
“When asked if she would accept his affairs to try to keep her marriage, she commented, "I do. I think that speaks for itself.”
“I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.”