“She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!”

“He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.”

“For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.”

“Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.”

“She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.”

“The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."”

“The only thing more unthinkable than leaving was staying the only thing more impossible than stayin the only thing more impossible than staying was leaving.g was leaving.”

“But is it such a bad thing to live like this for just a little while? Just for a few months of one's life, is it so awful to travel through time with no greater ambition than to find the next lovel...”

“Zen masters say you cannot see your reflection in running water, only in still water.”

“When one gathers all the books of all worldly religions, when one beholds (dharan) them, then the phenomenon of religious upholding (dharma dharan) occurs. When that religious upholding becomes 100...”

“You can be drunk on wine.You can be drunk on success.I'm just drunk on the success of my wine.”

“We will drink what we thirst for and eat what we hunger for if we allow ourselves to be used for what we were created for!”