Quotes by Joe E. Lewis

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Singer · American · 1902–1971

American singer (1902–1971)

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“It pays to get drunk with the best people.”

“I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.”

“The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.”

“There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.”

“You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.”

“You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.”

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life money sports Play Low Than People Drunk Get Doctor Tired Me Week Drink Without Love Way You Poverty One Thing Buy eat drink merry

“I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.”
— Joe E. Lewis
Play Low Than

“It pays to get drunk with the best people.”
— Joe E. Lewis
People Drunk Get

“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
— Joe E. Lewis
Doctor Tired Me

“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
— Joe E. Lewis
Week Drink Without

“The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.”
— Joe E. Lewis
Love Way You

“There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.”
— Joe E. Lewis
Poverty One Thing Buy

“I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.”
— Joe E. Lewis
eat drink merry

“You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.”
— Joe E. Lewis
life

“It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money.”
— Joe E. Lewis
money

“I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.”
— Joe E. Lewis
sports

“You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.”
— Joe E. Lewis
life

“It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money.”
— Joe E. Lewis
money

“I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.”
— Joe E. Lewis
sports

“[A banker is] a man who will lend you money if you can prove to him that you don't need it.”
— Joe E. Lewis