756 quotes found
“Seventy-five percent of the time when I'm ordering my "almond milk matcha latte with no sugar added, lukewarm, please," I'll be recognized by an employee. And yes, my order is a pin in the ass, but...”
“When the occasional stranger approaches me at a party to say, "Hey, you're Felicia Day. Let's talk about that comic book you were tweeting about last week!" it's the greatest thing in the world. Be...”
“Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?”
“I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it.”
“A life like this develops the comedy sense. You can't play tragedy while you're living it.”
“I wanted to join Footlights, he says. I wanted to be a writer-performer like the Pythons. In fact I wanted to be John Cleese and it took me some time to realise that the job was in fact taken.”
“My grandad always said, "You should never judge a book by its cover." And it's for that reason that he lost his job as chair of the British Book Cover Awards panel.”
“They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.”
“Youd be impatient and thats understandable, but if you were making too much noise, Id find something better for that big sweet mouth to do.”
“Tiberius sparred, Mr. Monogamy doesnt find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did Id have to chuck it all and join a monastery. Thorne sparred, Youd never be able to stop talking long enoug...”
“Mr. Monogamy doesnt find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did Id have to chuck it all and join a monastery.”
“Don't go a-hunting for a moose where there ain't no moose to hunt.”
“The people who are scared of ghosts are the ones who discuss most about them.”
“Caution: Danger ahead. Do not refer to Adriana as little in regards to either her age or stature. If you happen to disregard this most basic of laws, approach with caution. Much, much caution.”
“Laughter is the only free emotion - the only one that can't be compelled. We can be made to fear. We can even be made to believe we're in love because, if we're kept dependent and isolated for long...”
“On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor.”
“Kermit: Hey, Fozzie, I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road.Fozzie: Yes sir, turn left at the fork in the road.[drives past a giant fork]Fozzie: Kermit!Kermit: I don't believe that.”
“Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.”
“Fozzie Bear: [holds up a photo of Constantine] Check this out![covers the mole]Walter: Oh, look, it's Kermit![Fozzie uncovers the mole]Walter: [shrieks] What did you do with Kermit?”
“I know exactly what Clarissa is talking about. We have all been concerned about Brenda for a few weeks now. Most days shes fine, but on the odd occasion, shes behaving totally out of character. Im ...”
