756 quotes found
“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.”
“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”
“Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.”
“Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more.”
“Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.”
“He shook his head. "The next time I hear a women going on about how neurotic men are, I'm going to remember this. You tell me you like my body, and what do I say? I say, thank you. Then I tell you ...”
“She threw up her hands. "All right. Why not?" Why not?" Sure." His arms fell to his sides. "That's it? I pour my heart out. I love you so much I've got freakin' tears in my eyes. And all I get in r...”
“Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal foreigner who likes to be tied up and might be ...”
“Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.”
“Tsuyokini,honkiMutekini,sutekiGenki,yuuki!--Kusakabe Maron”
“And then to Leos surprise, Catherine smiled at him. A sweet, natural, brilliant smile, the first she had ever given him. Leo felt his chest tighten, and he went hot all over, as if some euphoric dr...”
“So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman”
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing th...”
“If you don't want to tear off the clothes of the person you're on a date with and jump into bed with them, then what's the point? I'd never date; instead, I'd have lots of good friends and hug them...”
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
“Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter necessary; laughter makes pain tolerable.”
“Never mind that. What's going on with you and Heath?"Annabelle pulled a little wide-eyed innocence out of her rusty bag of college acting skills."What do you mean? Business.""Don't give me that. We...”
“Recent studies have shown that approximately 40% of authors are manic depressive. The rest of us just drink.”
“I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She wouldnt do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end. Also people didnt do things like that ...”
