10 quotes found
“Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.”
“Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex.”
“The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it.”
“Sometimes the thing one wants most is the very thing that will get him killed with an axe.”
“When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.”
“This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them.”
“They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isnt correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled wit...”
“Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining.”
“The less one knows about meat, the more one is able to enjoy it. Meat tastes wonderful, of course, but as with the lad hawking hard-to-find wares at unbelievable prices, its best not to ask too man...”
“They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn’t correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled wi...”
