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“Her latest client is Professor Desmond Curnin, a university professor who teaches library sciences to large groups of students. Hes quick to pay on-time, quick to never fall behind. Hes a brown-hai...”
“I have the most fantastic, stupendous, magnificent idea. Why its better than television," he said, standing there in red, tartan pyjamas, his beard in a sleepy tangle. Dunn's Magnificent Idea”
“By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!”
“Unless you're in an early seventies-era Eagles cover band, a founding member of a religious cult, or sleeping under a bridge in Seattle, lose the beard and get a haircut. Power doesn't have time fo...”
“Its fairly standard. Also, Im fourteen. Also, yourbeards stupid.Isnt this fun? Skulduggery said brightly. The three of usgetting along so well.”
“Beard is like Niqab, that covers cheeks”
“If lots of men around you are growing a beard just because of political or ideological reasons, you refuse this, and if you have a beard, shave it off! Leave your herd to find yourself! Find your o...”
“A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.”
“Many a time, you may not even have to speak, however difficult the situation; your goatee speaks for you.”
“There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised that, if blondes have more fu...”
“A full beard looks cool.”
“When nothing worked, he decided the least he could do was pick the yam bits out of his beard. But even the proved fruitless since the bits seemed to find their way into the deepest recesses of the ...”
“It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, yourbeard’s stupid.”“Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of usgetting along so well.”
“I have the most fantastic, stupendous, magnificent idea. Why it’s better than television," he said, standing there in red, tartan pyjamas, his beard in a sleepy tangle. Dunn's Magnificent Idea”
