28 quotes found
“I'll say it: I want to see an ugly woman as a spokeswoman for a women's network. Ugly men are out there all the time look at Larry King, for God's sake. He looks like someone's talking underwear. ...”
“It was the way she looked at me the whole time. That look said more than she ever could and, in turn, scared me more than her words alone ever could.”
“The farther reason looks the greater is the haze in which it loses itself.”
“Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.”
“He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.”
“What looks like enjoyment is the sneer of contempt. That's not a smile.”
“It looks like the future's really bright.”
“The most delightful advantage of being bald one can hear the snowflakes.”
“He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when."”
“I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.”
“They say tall people live a lot longer than short people. No they don't. They're just so irritating it seems they are around a lot longer.”
“He has more chins than a Chinese phone book.”
“I look just like the girl next door ... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.”
“It's not wrinkles. I just have too much skin for the size of my face.”
“I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair but he says he's charging me for finding it.”
“Did you ever have one of those nights when you didn't want to go out but your hair looked too good to stay home?”
“I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.”
“The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.”
“It's good to know that there's a fine line between an "outfit" and a "getup."”
“Her figure is harder to ignore than a ringing telephone.”
