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“Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!”
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“Im alive; Im not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Dont shoot! What Eat my ASS?Sorry, I didnt mean it like that.”
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