Quotes by Shamus McCarty, Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space

“Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!”

“Im alive; Im not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Dont shoot! What Eat my ASS?Sorry, I didnt mean it like that.”

“I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!” “What… Eat my ASS?”“Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.”