There's a reason caveman started to develop sophisticated tools before the meteor wiped them all out: It's so they could fucking shave. Do you know how frustrating it must have been to be hunched over all night trying to start a fire only to finally succeed just to have your beard go up in flames? No aloe vera back then.
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About Ari Gold, The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By
Ari Gold, The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By.
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- Humor — Witty observations and humorous takes on everyday life