“As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.”

“Do you remember the time, Mike, Jeremy laughed, that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.”

“The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until its too late and youre face down eating sand.”

“One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long ago and that everything you had hoped for is never going to happen. You cant control it any m...”

“The pimple is perfect.”

“Ill pray for good semen. And Ill get all of my friends to pray for good semen.”

“We are all children of one God and the only thing that separates us is our ego”

“You smoked another cigarette and we shared another coffee and it was just another morning that made me realise that this is all it takes to be happy.”

“The truth is I do love you. Admitting that means opening myself up to all that pain when you leave. After you realize this wasnt love, but gratitude.”

“Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”