50 quotes found
“Show me the contract.”
“The pimple is perfect.”
“A cliffhanger is when ...”
“Good editors are priceless.”
“The power of the delete key.”
“The best kind of day is a writing day”
“Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences -- even if you're right.”
“Three words for a writer: Make me care.”
“As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.”
“Its a great day to write a best-seller.”
“Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.”
“I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.”
“I wear the writer pants in the family.”
“Do you remember the time, Mike, Jeremy laughed, that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.”
“Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric.”
“Caught red-handed for exclamation abuse.”
“I dont do math.”
“I'm trying to give my character voice but he won't speak.”
“Conflict. Conflict. Where art thou conflict?”
“Rejection. Rejection. You can't handle rejection!”
“Hey Revision. You can be a pain but you do make Book better.”
“If you see it in Strunk and White it's so.”
“I'm in love with writing, but sometimes I swear it hates me.”
“Sometimes the writing just comes and we're like, oh yeah. Gotta love when that happens.”
“Me to characters: talk to me people.”
