8 quotes found
“The pimple is perfect.”
“You deserve good sperm. Youve waited a long time.”
“Ill pray for good semen. And Ill get all of my friends to pray for good semen.”
“The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until its too late and youre face down eating sand.”
“As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.”
“Do you remember the time, Mike, Jeremy laughed, that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.”
“One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long ago and that everything you had hoped for is never going to happen. You cant control it any m...”
“Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who cant fight for themselves. And every time I win a case, I not only win for the victim, but also for me.”
