“How southern belle of her.”

“Her mother and memory lapses were BFFs.”

“Hazard of the job. That's Ode de Anal Gland you smell.”

“Just about every available female--and some unavailable--seemed to think the way to his heart was through his blood sugar levels.”

“I'll never get to hear her say, 'I love you, Mommy,' like other parents take for granted.”

“The problem isn't finding out where you are gonna go-its figuring out what you are gonna do once you get there that is! (Jamie Sullivan)”

“I would have told you earlier, but as it was your birthday . . . What do you give the man who has everything? I thought Id give you . . . me.He puts the keychain down on the bedside table and snugg...”

“we should live like we smoke inhale the present and exhale the past.”