71 quotes found
“They came to her, naturally, since she was a woman, all day long with this and that; one wanting this, another that; the children were growing up; she often felt she was nothing but a sponge sopped...”
“And not only that, I also have the MacBook Air which is really cool. Even my wife is jealous of my MacBook Air.”
“I'm incredibly competitive in all sports in a way that is so mystifying to my wife because she grew up playing the violin and piano. I've always been like that.”
“With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.”
“Well, my wife always says to me, and I think it's true, it's very difficult for us to understand the Elizabethan understanding and enjoyment and perception of form as it is to say... it would be fo...”
“My first jobs after graduation in 1955 were as a project engineer for G.E. and later with the U.S. government in Washington, D.C., where I met and married my wife, Dolores Celini.”
“My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning.”
“Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.”
“Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine.”
“For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!'”
“I have an amazing wife and three daughters that always keep me motivated.”
“Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.”
“Yes, I travel in unusual circles. George Osborne and his wife Frances are my cousins.”
“For years, I had a top secret clearance and never left Russia. Just once did I go to Bulgaria with my wife for a holiday at the Golden Sands resort, but I could not mention my real name. I was allo...”
“I believe in the vows that I took with my wife. Through sickness, in health, for richer or poorer.”
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
“I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.”
“In all, I was in 16 movies, including 'The Bishop's Wife' with Cary Grant, Loretta Young and David Niven; I was in 'Rio Grande' with John Wayne, 'Albuquerque' with Randall Scott, 'Blue Skies' with ...”
“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
“Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!”