“Ish #211 "Your child is your parental obligation, not friend.”

“Ish #177 "You never know what you don't know, until you finally know it.”

“Ish #28 "Give you child a name with meaning.”

“Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.”

“Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.”

“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.”

“Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didnt go to Troy for the baklava.”

“i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol”

“You dont need a stage to prove that youre a bad speaker.”

“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?”

“Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”