I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.
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About Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin.
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- Humor — Witty observations and humorous takes on everyday life