23 quotes found
“Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.”
“Im going to punch words in your ear holes.”
“I’m going to punch words in your ear holes.”
“I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.”
“Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.”
“I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation.”
“If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.”
“Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?”
“Do you ever feel like we are the universes date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race”
“This semester has born in me the flame of hope to one day become a leader in the modern feminist movement. I can and will be the force that blows new life into it, giving a face and name to associa...”
“The concept of virginity is a social construct. If youre wondering if my commercial value, self-respect, and/or quality of my immortal soul has been affected by things that have gone in or out of m...”
“Ive seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs.”
“A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.”
“Humor, drama, romance, whatever genre of entertainment you create or consume is only effective if it is challenging to your sensibilities. When the sexuality of seeing a womans ankles became trumpe...”
“The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.”
“Hes a scientist. Hes never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.”
“My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair.”
“Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?”
“You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.”
“Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race”
“He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.”
