29 quotes found
“I don't believe in astrology - of course that's very typical of Leos.”
“I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the food decorations and reservations and I did the traffic flow.”
“A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.”
“My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.”
“He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.”
“If any of you are related to our main guest let me know so I can speak slowly.”
“If there's a God why are there such things as famine and The Jerry Springer Show.”
“As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score I'm the loser.”
