58 quotes found
“He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.”
“Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.”
“My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."”
“I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.”
“I don't believe in astrology - of course that's very typical of Leos.”
“Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.”
“The rich can be "eccentric " the poor have to be considered "nuts."”
“If I only had a little humility I'd be perfect.”
“The ability to sin differs among people. For example a short-armed fisherman isn't as big a liar as a long-armed one.”
“You can't act like a skunk without someone's getting wind of it.”
“I don't gamble. I invest with a risk.”
“At home I am a nice guy but I don't want the world to know. Humble people I've found don't go very far.”
“I never gossip but I can give you the names of certain people who do.”
“He talks at the drop of a pause.”
“Deep down I'm really shallow.”
“No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have - and I think he's a dirty little beast.”
“Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.”
“The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking but that he won't let you stop listening.”
“Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on what people will do.”
“When compelled to cook I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag.”
