“A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.”

“He's always been known to be entrepenurious.”

“Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.”

“I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.”

“They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?”

“I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.”

“One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.”

“I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.”

“I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”