“A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.”

“He's always been known to be entrepenurious.”

“Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.”

“I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.”

“They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?”

“I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.”

“He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.”

“Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.”

“My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."”

“I mean, you may cause others a spot of bother by your weaknesses, perhaps, but coping with you may possibly increase their strength and sympathy. But if you sin deliberately, even if it seems only ...”