17 quotes found
“Life sucks, and then you die...”
“Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.”
“Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky.”
“You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!”
“Whatever end found us, it would not find us separated. -- Bella Cullen”
“No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever.”
“Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.”
“I know - I'll play you for it," Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed."Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Edward said wryly.Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent.”
“Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.”
“Why am I covered in feathers?" I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently. "I bit a pillow. Or two...”
“Children in the abstract, had never appealed to me. They seemed to be loud creatures, often dripping some form of goo.”
“So this was different. I was amazing now - to them and to myself. It was like I had been born to be a vampire. The idea made me want to laugh, but it also made me want to sing. I had found my true ...”
“Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"Alice: "I do. Excellent.”
“Hard to feel confident when youre surrounded by horse-sized wolves. - Emmett Cullen”
“Stop being so...optimistic, its getting on my nerves.""No problem. Do you want me to be all gloom and doom or just shut up?""Just shut up.""Can do.""Really? Doesn't seem like it."-Jacob and seth”
“My old mind hadnt been capable of holding this much love. My old heart had not been strong enough to bear it. Maybe this was the part of me that Id brought forward to be intensified in my new life....”
“You could run from someone you feared, you could try to fight someone you hated. All my reactions were geared toward those kinds of killers the monsters, the enemies. When you loved the one who wa...”
