10 quotes found
“Never make eye contact with a stranger when youre having a churro.”
“Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.”
“Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.”
“Breathless I look up at him and find him gazing at me with a wonder that my deep-seated insecurity finds hard to believe. Then he does this thing. His fingers start moving on my face, tracing outli...”
“After a few seconds of scraping, Irealizewhat he has isnt a trail, its a whole forest! Ack! Werent all men supposed to shave their chest and stuff nowadays? Whatever happened to having fuzz-free Ho...”
“Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldnt have chosen that name for himself.No wonder he tortures his Mom by calling her by her name.”
“Mom lies down next to me and we both stare at the ceiling in complete silence. Boys are like candy, she suddenly says. I grin. Really, Mom? Thats your advice? Boys are like candy. What is that? For...”
“You know when you mix butt and Angel in the same sentence, it becomes an insult, I say and take a big gulp from the can. With his back to me, he says, Trust me, I would never dream of insulting you...”
“Mom lies down next to me and we both stare at the ceiling in complete silence. “Boys are like candy,” she suddenly says. I grin. “Really, Mom? That’s your advice? Boys are like candy. What is that?...”
“After a few seconds of scraping, I realize what he has isn’t a trail, it’s a whole forest! Ack! Weren’t all men supposed to shave their chest and stuff nowadays? Whatever happened to having fuzz-fr...”
