“Breathless I look up at him and find him gazing at me with a wonder that my deep-seated insecurity finds hard to believe. Then he does this thing. His fingers start moving on my face, tracing outli...”

“After a few seconds of scraping, Irealizewhat he has isnt a trail, its a whole forest! Ack! Werent all men supposed to shave their chest and stuff nowadays? Whatever happened to having fuzz-free Ho...”

“Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldnt have chosen that name for himself.No wonder he tortures his Mom by calling her by her name.”

“You know when you mix butt and Angel in the same sentence, it becomes an insult, I say and take a big gulp from the can. With his back to me, he says, Trust me, I would never dream of insulting you...”

“Never make eye contact with a stranger when youre having a churro.”

“After a few seconds of scraping, I realize what he has isn’t a trail, it’s a whole forest! Ack! Weren’t all men supposed to shave their chest and stuff nowadays? Whatever happened to having fuzz-fr...”

“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake and recall all idiots, criminals, haters, terrorists and...”

“Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it.”

“Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says "Oh, no! She's up.”

“Humour sustains us during failure; more so after success, when we're prone to fail that much more, daring abyss, pumped up with success.”

“I wish you all the best in life. Hell, I will even write your obituary for free.”

“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.”