12 quotes found
“Its like a meatloaf.”
“It’s like a meatloaf.”
“I know every guy here, and theyre all pretty much jerks.”
“I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.”
“The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.”
“Youre supposed to pinch yourself not the one youre dreaming about.”
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?”
“Im not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.”
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.”
“She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.”
“You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.”
“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.”