“I know every guy here, and theyre all pretty much jerks.”

“Youre supposed to pinch yourself not the one youre dreaming about.”

“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?”

“Im not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.”

“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.”

“The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“And you are?She fluttered her hand over her face andbrushed a wisp of light brown hair from her brow.The governor calls me Kitty. Itd probably be best if you did, too.What an alluring name? It make...”

“He look at you not because you are sexy, but because your perfect smile.”

“He looked at me with such raw need that my heart skipped a beat. He licked his lips and slowly lowered his head to mine. Does it even matter if he only wants me for my blood?”