“I know every guy here, and theyre all pretty much jerks.”

“Youre supposed to pinch yourself not the one youre dreaming about.”

“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?”

“Im not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.”

“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.”

“She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.”

“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not de...”

“My interpretation can only be as inerrant as I am, and that's good to keep in mind.”

“When you translate the Bible with excessive literalism, you demythologize it. The possibility of a convincing reference to the individual's own spiritual experience is lost. (111)”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”