974 quotes found
“The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class.”
“Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power to make a man do something he wouldnt normally do and to make a woman do someone she wouldnt normally do.”
“Nothing holds back human progress as frequently as the misbelief that the words impossible and improbable are synonyms.”
“Being called love or my love by someone doesnt necessarily mean that you are loved or even liked by them.”
“For breakfast to be called in bed instead of on top of a bed, the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.”
“When you love someone, you end up caring about each and every person they love. When you hate someone, you end up caring about every single person who hates them.”
“You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.”
“Men (who cheat) do not cheat because they are dogs. They are (regarded as) dogs because they cheat.”
“Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.”
“In many cases, it was the womans stomachnot her heartthat fell for her man.”
“In some cases, it is the womans stomachnot her heartthat has left her man for another.”
“Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood.”
“The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.”
“It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy every random person who made or makes a lot of money (or money that exceeds what you made or make).”
“Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.”
“A poor but confident man is as hard to find as a rich but shy man.”
“*Prostitution* is a euphemism for rape incidents that the victim and the economy profits from.”
“Pain, unless it is physical, was sold to you (by your culture).”
“Technically, all tattoos are temporary, even permanent ones.”
“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.”
