Quotes by Kinky Friedman

“Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.”

“The best fiction is true.”

“I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.”

“If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.”

“I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.”

“Regaring Politics: Youve got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other”

“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”

“You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.”

“How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?”

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”

“May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.”

“My dear,Find what you love and let it kill you.Let it drain you of your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness.Let it kill you and let it devour your remains....”

“Regaring Politics: You’ve got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other”

“Let Saigons be bygones / Don't you blow this world in two.”

“Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.”

“No lesbian left behind.”

“Find what you like, and let it kill you.”