8 quotes found
“Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.”
“Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.”
“Julie Seagle: I would never in a million years go skydiving.Finn is God: What if I took you?”
“You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my warped label with pride.”
“You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my “warped” label with pride.”
“The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.”
“Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. Thats hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.”
“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.”
