“The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.”

“Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. Thats hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.”

“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.”

“You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my warped label with pride.”

“Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.”

“Julie Seagle: I would never in a million years go skydiving.Finn is God: What if I took you?”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“There is a comfort in conformity, a security in control, that is appealing. There is a thrill in domination, and we are all secretly attracted to violence.”

“It is the story that lies around the edges of the photographs, or at the end of newspaper account. It's about the lies we tell others to protect them, and about the lies we tell ourselves in order ...”

“You're the only man I know willing to jump from the top floor of a skyscraper, naked with an axe just to get the bad guy - Selena”

“The toughest bullshit to cut through, is one's own.”

“You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free.”