“The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.”

“Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.”

“Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. Thats hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.”

“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.”

“You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my warped label with pride.”

“Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.”

“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that youve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you sa...”

“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there i...”

“Her chest began to quake softly. "Why?" "Why what, sweetheart?" I said gently. "Why do you want me?" I didn't even have to think. "Because anyone who's been through what you have and can still com...”

“If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you....”

“Percy (to Annabeth): If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I'd pick you.Silena: Awww . . . Percy, that is so sweet!Annabeth: Shut up, Silena.”