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“Who says youll get hurt again?I pouted. Have you met you? Right.”
“As a Christian, my highest calling is not motherhood; my highest calling is to follow Christ.”
“...I blink back the threat of tears, swiped at my nose and narrowed my eyes. "Listen to me, you two bags of monkey shit, "I yelled. "I am not in a good mood. My car keeps stalling. The day before y...”
“I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants.”
“So you need an alarm system because you gonna be in bad neighborhoods?""Actually, I sort of stole a car, and I'm afraid the owner will try to get it back.”
“Of all mankind's unpleasant habits, sheer and willful cruelty is the most base, the least forgivable and, when carried to its extreme, perhaps the most horrific.”
“The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.”
“Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.”
“Change must be measured from a known base line.”
“If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything.”
“We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.”
“We are under a Constitution but the Constitution is what the judges say it is.”
“We need the courage to start and continue what we should do and courage to stop what we shouldn't do.”
“Rules of society are nothing one's conscience is the umpire.”
“While democracy must have its organization and controls its vital breath is individual liberty.”
“I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.”
“There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
“May we never let the things we can't have or don't have spoil our enjoyment of the things we do have and can have.”
“It is a matter first of beginning-and then following through.”
“It is not how many years we live but rather what we do with them.”