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“When I got old enough to date, I realized that Valentine's Day is just a commercial marketing scam to make men feel bad. So I let my boyfriends off the hook.”
“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”
“I eat super healthy and I'm super fit. I dabble in every type of fitness. I have a trainer and I go to the gym. I do yoga as well.”
“Schizophrenia beats dining alone.”
“'The Desolation of Smaug' stands alone as an action/adventure epic movie. It's visually stunning, and the 3D is incredible. Plus, it's directed by Peter Jackson, and he's extraordinary.”
“Fascism is not in itself a new order of society. It is the future refusing to be born.”
“Well, when I think of steroids I think of an image. You have the advantage over someone, which is a form of cheating. I guess it wouldn't be right unless it was legal for everybody. Reason it's not...”
“I have a book coming out in September, for example, where the plot concerns counterfeiting, and I had to do a lot of research on that. Or on any legal matters, for example, I have to do a lot of re...”
“I would like to sing for the Pope. And the Queen, and at Simon Cowell's wedding.”
“For your own self-respect and sanity, your creative freedom, you have to be careful that you don't rely too much on other people's opinions of what you do because it can stunt and inhibit you.”
“When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free.”
“Reactionary: a man walking backwards with his face to the future.”
“Pegasus's dad was poseidon, the god of the sea, and his mom was Medusa, and evil Gorgon who had fangs and lizard skin and living snakes for hair. And you thought your family was weird.”
“You can tell a lot about an area from its library, and I'd never discount the usefulness of town archives.”
“There is only one hope for mankind - and that is democratic socialism. There is only one party in Great Britain which can do it - and that is the Labour Party.”
“I've fallen in love a hundred times in my life! But never like you. So I wonder if I really fell or just tripped, you know?”
“Smiling at me ruefully, Luka scratched the back of his head. Yeah, I guess you can. He sauntered toward the sliding doors. Ill be right outside if you need me. Call if you get dizzy.Youll probably ...”
“There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.”
“Freemasonry is relevant as much as the actions of Freemasons are meaningful.”
“Where is the best place to hide a penny? It is in a jar of pennies.”
