“Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”

“Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings”

“Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.”

“America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.”

“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”

“Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.”

“Even the Middle Ages, which condemned and punished animals in due form, was in this way much closer to them than we are. They held them to be guilty: which was a way of honoring them. We take them ...”

“The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.”

“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.”